So this is a scarily accurate depiction of the family I come from, based on the creativity of my brother Toby. On the right is my uncle Jim, my dad's brother and to the left is my dad, an Internet fiend who is relatively famous for his delicious homemade pizza, ridiculous humor, and constant yelling from his computer for anyone within ear's reach to "Come look at this!"

A large amount of my life has been spent grudgingly watching YouTube videos of Cher, Paris Hilton, or Sarah Brightman perform. I think I knew the words to "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" before I knew what they meant.

If ever there was something my dad taught me, it is how to be relentless. Thanks, Daddio. Now, come look at this!!