Cyber Crush

I've recently discovered a website that is so absurdly hilarious I had to write to the guy who runs/writes it. As a human who appreciates humor and holds it on a pedestal above almost all else, I think he is a mastermind at his craft, keeping my eyes watering until the very last heave of my continuous laughter.

Basically his site is dedicated to the telling of stories stretched just a bit to the realm of untrue yet trickle through real-life situations like a bead of rain on your car windshield...or something like that.

Anyhoo, in all the presumptuous, cocky being that I am, I felt it necessary to tell this cyber-crush of mine that he was on my mind. I awoke this morning with his response in my inbox and couldn't help but laugh out loud. Check out his site and see for yourself! Just be wary of laughter-induced comas...they'll getchya.

NOTE: In my colleagues' defense, I actually DO enjoy talking to them about whatever is on their (or my) mind and they are truly an invigorating, entertaining group of individuals. Just p.s.


So my email went like this:

Hi,

You're fabulous. Thanks for making me laugh at work while I contemplate whether or not having food to eat and a place to sleep each night is worth pretending to care about what my co-workers talk at me about.

Peacefully sincere,
Girl with a crush on your words


AND the reply:


Dear Katy

Every so often, I receive an email that I really enjoy reading. Yours was not one of them of course but I appreciate the effort.
It is worth it, but only just. Headphones and something angry and bitchy like Linkin Park get me through the office hours.

Regards, David.

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html