This is an award-winning short film that my brothers and sister and I used to watch all the time when I was younger. The interesting part is that the moral has a timeless relevance.
Everybody needs a little Rainbow War in their lives!
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
My Histerical Father
Oh, just a random convo I had with my dad today, edited for readability (Toby) *HUGS*. I think this is the first time he's ever used Google Chat. I love my dad and he makes me laugh a lot. Today, I share this laughter with you! Enjoy.
greg: is this what you do most of the day, talk on Goog IM?
I am now in a health club. They have a 50 meter outdoor pool. Every tech workout thingy you can imagine.
me: this dude just came in (the celeb that's doing voiceover work) and I didn't realize it was someone I didn't know cuz he was with this girl Kim who I work with, so I just greeted him like I would everyone else that works here - with a BIG "HI!" and I think he was taken aback by it
greg: you terrified him!
greg: must be faggy
me: oh dad.....
greg: hehe
sad but true
me: it's a possibility
greg: unremote
I guess texting can be better than the phone! You can say really big words!
and not be scorned for it
me: OH I signed up for benefits last night!
greg: haha, benefits
The only one that matters any more is the health insurance
even dental ins sucks
greg: if you are around for a while they will probably add a pension benefit, but maybe not the world is changing so fast
me: they offer a 401K...is that what you mean
greg: do they contribute?
me: I'm pretty sure
greg: well, then that's better than a stick in the eye, for sure
LOL texting is fun!
this is like a chat room
I know, it's not really "texting"
which is cell phone based
where the keypad is made for smaller midgets
me: dad, you are toooo funny
texting is fun
you can have an entire conversation without ever making any REAL emotional connections as well as censor what you say
greg: you can also fart loudly in the middle of a conversation and no one knows it
me: LOL
greg: yea, well, I get paid to be funny
like Carlin
only less pay
greg: much less
but he's dead, so who won?
me: i get paid to be nice to people
greg: gotta love being paid to be nice
that is really HARD work
greg: I HATE being nice.
It makes me constipated
me: lol
greg: I wish I had laser guns installed next to my car's headlights.
greg: we might have found a car for gus
me: he has a license???
greg: haha, no license yet
a 1994 Toyota Camry
well, it has a great body, but the brain is a bit snaggled, like a girl I used to know
me: LOL
greg: he could put REverb into it
that's what we had before stereo
me: that dude just asked me where the bathroom is
I apologized for pouncing on him earlier
greg: is he worth pouncing on?
me: he reads gay to me
but possibly
greg: told ya
greg: I can tell from 200 miles away
greg: my gay meter read 100%
yea, I had a gay black guy on my train ride up to Paso when I got here
When I mentioned SF, his ears really perked up
me: omg
dad
greg: I mean, I was sitting next to him!
LOL
me: hahahahaha
greg: OMFG
me: LOL
(This followed with a 10-minute span of my dad telling me to google things like "katy is a big" or "la sucks" etc.)
greg: is this what you do most of the day, talk on Goog IM?
I am now in a health club. They have a 50 meter outdoor pool. Every tech workout thingy you can imagine.
me: this dude just came in (the celeb that's doing voiceover work) and I didn't realize it was someone I didn't know cuz he was with this girl Kim who I work with, so I just greeted him like I would everyone else that works here - with a BIG "HI!" and I think he was taken aback by it
greg: you terrified him!
greg: must be faggy
me: oh dad.....
greg: hehe
sad but true
me: it's a possibility
greg: unremote
I guess texting can be better than the phone! You can say really big words!
and not be scorned for it
me: OH I signed up for benefits last night!
greg: haha, benefits
The only one that matters any more is the health insurance
even dental ins sucks
greg: if you are around for a while they will probably add a pension benefit, but maybe not the world is changing so fast
me: they offer a 401K...is that what you mean
greg: do they contribute?
me: I'm pretty sure
greg: well, then that's better than a stick in the eye, for sure
LOL texting is fun!
this is like a chat room
I know, it's not really "texting"
which is cell phone based
where the keypad is made for smaller midgets
me: dad, you are toooo funny
texting is fun
you can have an entire conversation without ever making any REAL emotional connections as well as censor what you say
greg: you can also fart loudly in the middle of a conversation and no one knows it
me: LOL
greg: yea, well, I get paid to be funny
like Carlin
only less pay
greg: much less
but he's dead, so who won?
me: i get paid to be nice to people
greg: gotta love being paid to be nice
that is really HARD work
greg: I HATE being nice.
It makes me constipated
me: lol
greg: I wish I had laser guns installed next to my car's headlights.
greg: we might have found a car for gus
me: he has a license???
greg: haha, no license yet
a 1994 Toyota Camry
well, it has a great body, but the brain is a bit snaggled, like a girl I used to know
me: LOL
greg: he could put REverb into it
that's what we had before stereo
me: that dude just asked me where the bathroom is
I apologized for pouncing on him earlier
greg: is he worth pouncing on?
me: he reads gay to me
but possibly
greg: told ya
greg: I can tell from 200 miles away
greg: my gay meter read 100%
yea, I had a gay black guy on my train ride up to Paso when I got here
When I mentioned SF, his ears really perked up
me: omg
dad
greg: I mean, I was sitting next to him!
LOL
me: hahahahaha
greg: OMFG
me: LOL
(This followed with a 10-minute span of my dad telling me to google things like "katy is a big" or "la sucks" etc.)
Sunday, November 9, 2008
As embarrassing as it is...
...this is really fun!
1.YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
---Elizabeth Cranston
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
--- Elizabeth Snickers
3. YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
--- K*Cry
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
--- Green Chimp
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
--- Elizabeth Richmond
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
--- CryAppTik
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
---Htebazile Ppal (?)
8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on)
--- Sugar Hillcrest
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your mom drives)
--- The Green Toyota
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
--- Wilma Milky Way
11. ELF NAME: (your current mood, your first job)
--- Peppy Cashier
12. PIRATE NAME: (a food you hate, your high school English teacher's last name)
--- Olive Sump
13. YOUR BIOGRAPHY TITLE: ("The", country of your ethnicity, your favorite archetype story character)
--- The German Power Woman
14. YOUR GAMER TAG: (color of your shirt today, fantasy creature)
--- White Liger
15. ROCKSTAR NAME : (color you don't like, favorite alcoholic drink)
--- Brown Zinfandel
16. TERRORIST NAME: (first name spelled backwards, mother's name spelled backwards)
--- Ytak Ennovy
17. COUNTRY SINGER NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, favorite beverage)
--- Betty Lemonade
18. EVANGELIST NAME: (formal title, father/mother's first name, name of the last Disney character you watched)
--- Ms. Yvonne Gabriella Montez
19. DEMON NAME: (bad adjective that describes you+bad adjective that describes you, "The", favorite sport position)
--- Stubborn Argumentative The Point Guard
1.YOUR SPY NAME: (middle name and current street name)
---Elizabeth Cranston
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
--- Elizabeth Snickers
3. YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
--- K*Cry
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (a favorite color, a favorite animal)
--- Green Chimp
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
--- Elizabeth Richmond
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
--- CryAppTik
7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
---Htebazile Ppal (?)
8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet's name, the street you grew up on)
--- Sugar Hillcrest
9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile your mom drives)
--- The Green Toyota
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
--- Wilma Milky Way
11. ELF NAME: (your current mood, your first job)
--- Peppy Cashier
12. PIRATE NAME: (a food you hate, your high school English teacher's last name)
--- Olive Sump
13. YOUR BIOGRAPHY TITLE: ("The", country of your ethnicity, your favorite archetype story character)
--- The German Power Woman
14. YOUR GAMER TAG: (color of your shirt today, fantasy creature)
--- White Liger
15. ROCKSTAR NAME : (color you don't like, favorite alcoholic drink)
--- Brown Zinfandel
16. TERRORIST NAME: (first name spelled backwards, mother's name spelled backwards)
--- Ytak Ennovy
17. COUNTRY SINGER NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, favorite beverage)
--- Betty Lemonade
18. EVANGELIST NAME: (formal title, father/mother's first name, name of the last Disney character you watched)
--- Ms. Yvonne Gabriella Montez
19. DEMON NAME: (bad adjective that describes you+bad adjective that describes you, "The", favorite sport position)
--- Stubborn Argumentative The Point Guard
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